The Alaskan Tsardom of Tsardom of Alaska is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tsarina Dolly Floof with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.839 billion SAD sufferers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novo-Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving SAD sufferer economy, worth 576 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,358 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All guns must be registered, the official SAD Sufferer Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsardom of Alaska's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Meowstianity.

Tsardom of Alaska is ranked 169,376^th in the world and 54^th in Callista for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 150.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.